Confusiasm 

To be very excited and enthused about something that you do not fully understand. A mixture of confusion and enthusiasm.

Joe showed incredible levels of confusiasm when he expressed how excited he was about going out.. but didnt know where he was going.
Tom - "I cant wait to see that film!! its gonna be the best!"
Chip - "why?"
Tom - "I dont... know..."
Chip - "thats some confusiasm you are showing there..."

Confusiasm by XopsX June 4, 2008

confusament

An imaginary legal term referenced by public defenders; Intended to be a mixture of confusion and argument.

I saw two people engaged in confusament at the Big "B".

Sandy and Jimbo always have some sort of confusament when they arrive at a scene.

confusament by slaw diggity dawg March 9, 2010

confusiustipation 

the feeling of a bomb exploding in your mind due to the bombardment of relentlessly retarded misguided musings of a total fucking idiot who sees the world through their own special pair of rose colored "I have my head up my ass" glasses and who mistakenly thinks that everyone they know is hanging on their every crappy Hallmark card stolen turds of wisdom that they so diligently sprinkle all over their fucking facebook wall.

I must be suffering from confusiustipation because I have an unb earable migrain after getting my friends facebook updates!

confusiustipation by fear of big bang May 19, 2009

confusianism

the ability to intentionally confuse other people with or without logic without confusing yourself at the same time

missy: what is confusianism?
stefan: Enter - The Forest
missy: say what?!
stefan: Enter is the trees in LOTR, many trees makes a forest. enter the forest means to go into the forest
missy: bah humbug

confusianism by spindel63 November 28, 2011

confusis

An internet nickname.

Also a mistake in spelling Confucious the chinese philosopher, usually while quoting something 'written' by confucious. Usually the 'quote' was never written by confucious, just a stupid fake.

Wrong: Confusis say 'He who stand on toilet is high on pot' or similar.

Right: I was talking to Confusis on msn last night.

confusis by Confusis June 30, 2004

confugasm

A climax which plunges you into the black hole of uncertainty

(confugasm)
Timothy: "OooOOOHH??"

confugasm by fuckin fucksticks October 29, 2011

confusamafied 

Beyond mere confusion.

I was confusamafied by that chick with the adams apple.

confusamafied by G-tor August 31, 2005