Conflabolate

To engage contact with a goat in a virtual world.

I was trying to conflabolate the goat, but instinctively it levitated to avoid it's immanent doom.

Conflabolate by JoshDEWa October 21, 2008

conflagulate 

To join together in a destructive manner

Conflagulate: Criminals conflagulating to commit a greater crime

conflagulate by Janie Byrken October 18, 2008

conflabulate

to distract oneself from folly
(to talk shit)

jim conflabulates all the time

conflabulate by Jim Smith (spelled with an i not with a y) May 1, 2004

conflatulate 

1. An expression used to congradulate someone on a worthy fart (conflatulations)

2. To sarcastically congradulate someone, as if their achievement was worthy only of a fart

3. To congradulate someone with a fart

1. "Naveen, did you just fart?" "yeah" "conflatulations man, i think they can smell that one nextdoor"

2. Shivank: Hey guys I got an 86 on my exam!
Matt: Conflatulations, the average was a 95

3. My little brother graduated highschool so i conflatulated him infront of his friends.

conflatulate by MSmits5 September 14, 2008

Conflabulate

Growing fat with the one you love.

"Let's grow old and conflabulate together". The ultimate romantic statement.

Conflabulate by Oh Carolina December 11, 2015

conblabulate 

Have a long, pointless conversation.

See also: confabulate.

Kris and David conblabulated in the break room for about an hour. I don't even know why they pay those two.

conblabulate by C. S. July 6, 2005

confabulate 

a gross sounding word meaning to talk casually

kelly and i confabulated in the hallway after class.

confabulate by joe schmo May 5, 2005