M on Facebooktoday: Happy are those who find fault with themselves instead of finding fault with others.
Me: Not necessarily happy but at least wise and introspective, and to me self-questioning conduces (sic) progress.
When you are Confused but you don't care enough to ask the person to repeat or explain what they just said.
Chloe was telling a really, REALLY long story that did not make sense at all, Julia and Will were confused but didn't really care to here what she was talking about as they were late for a VIP party, so together they exclaimed "I'm CONDUSED!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'