37 definitions by vivauganda
by vivauganda June 2, 2019
So much to do, man, all you can do these days is give CPA to all of them. That way at least everyone gets periodic full attention (PFA).
by vivauganda April 3, 2011
1. A: I think Facebook friends are phoney.
B: Why don't you stay at home more often?
2. Chairperson: any more questions?
B: Yes: The speaker failed to tell us the real secret behind his vacuous smile.
Speaker: Yes I did. Why don't you stay at home more often? Do you want me to repeat that? Oright: WDY-SAHMO?
B: Why don't you stay at home more often?
2. Chairperson: any more questions?
B: Yes: The speaker failed to tell us the real secret behind his vacuous smile.
Speaker: Yes I did. Why don't you stay at home more often? Do you want me to repeat that? Oright: WDY-SAHMO?
by vivauganda February 2, 2011
by vivauganda December 12, 2010
When a Neil Diamond song gets stuck in your head and keeps playing a million times. This can happen to any-singer song, in which case, it's called a song stuck blue, also derived from the booming voice.
S: Help! I just can't get Sweet Caroline off my mind.
B: Your last gf?
S: No man, this song by the platinum artist.
B: You mean, Neil?
S: Yeah, the song's gone platinum in my head.
B: I see, Neil platinum! How bout Neil polish - when someone lacks polish?
S: You go define it on Urban Dictionary. I don't want to risk having his million fans destroy all my iTunes.
B: Urban what?
S: Never mind.
B: Your last gf?
S: No man, this song by the platinum artist.
B: You mean, Neil?
S: Yeah, the song's gone platinum in my head.
B: I see, Neil platinum! How bout Neil polish - when someone lacks polish?
S: You go define it on Urban Dictionary. I don't want to risk having his million fans destroy all my iTunes.
B: Urban what?
S: Never mind.
by vivauganda January 20, 2011
One who still hasn't joined the Facebook.
Pronunciation: As one word.
Amalgam of FB and neanderthal.
Pronunciation: As one word.
Amalgam of FB and neanderthal.
A: She posted the photos on Facebook.
B: You mean that new fad? I bet she'll send them around by email.
A: Email - that like gruntmail, already, and you, you are...well...(to himself) such an FBeanderthal!
B: You mean that new fad? I bet she'll send them around by email.
A: Email - that like gruntmail, already, and you, you are...well...(to himself) such an FBeanderthal!
by vivauganda January 22, 2011
There he was drooling about the Great Infallible Leader like a kid while GIL couldn't even find Africa on the map. Just a psycoinfant - one degree above a psycophant.
by vivauganda December 22, 2010