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25.
a machine that is really cool if it's new. It has access to internet and all that good stuff. a machine that can also cause a lot of anger if the hard drive is loaded because it will go really slow.
A New Computer:
-Hey, i just got the "Windows XP HP Infinity"
-Sweet!
-yeah, it works with the best computer games and never slows down!

An OLD COMPUTER/a computer with a LOADED HARD DRIVE
-hey, guess what, i installed Itunes, limewire and all that good stuff on my computer!
-sweet! let me try it out
-alright hold on i gotta click on it twice
-alright!
-AAH! (incomprehensible swearing) this dam piece of Sh!t! (destroys the computer and smashes it into a billion pieces.)
by chrissy tha blak October 13, 2007
 
1.
a machine for downloading porn
"oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"
by Anonymous February 22, 2003
 
2.
What you are on now
You are on the computer now
by Charlie Mulligan March 05, 2004
 
3.
The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.
The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.
by Mystery Man January 28, 2003
 
4.
If you're looking up this word, kill yourself.
To use the internet, one must have at least a vague idea of what a computer is.
by ddt November 21, 2004
 
5.
a very, very expensive punching bag
Work with me! *Crack* stupid computer! Gonna punch the life out of you!
by gusto5 May 29, 2004
 
6.
A tool that is supposed to save time but intead wastes time.
1. Viruses
2. Bugs
3. Crashes
4. Spyware
5. Urbandictionary.com :)
by Why do I keep coming here? September 24, 2003
 
7.
The most boring and frustrating thing in the world-however, I keep coming back.
the computer isnt playing my cd! piece of shit! Oh there we go-computer i love you!