-Hey, i just got the "Windows XP HP Infinity"
-yeah, it works with the best computer games and never slows down!
An OLD COMPUTER/a computer with a LOADED HARD DRIVE
-hey, guess what, i installed Itunes, limewire and all that good stuff on my computer!
-sweet! let me try it out
-alright hold on i gotta click on it twice
-AAH! (incomprehensible swearing) this dam piece of Sh!t! (destroys the computer and smashes it into a billion pieces.)
My nerd station aka: the almighty consumer of paychecks