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\kem pyu'ter\ n : 1 one that computes; specif : an automatic electronic machine for performing calculations
2 a machine which computes, especially an electronic machine that solves complex mathematical problems in a very short time when given certain information. 3 one skilled in computing, or a thing that computes. 4 A machine that is used nowadays to store information, play games, do artwork, chat, listen to music, watch DVD's, surf the internet, burn CD's and DVD's, earn money, and most of all waste time.
For def. 1 : He is a computer, if you ask a question he will compute, and answer you the best he can ; The computer will calculate for you.

For def 2 : Computers the size the size of a matchbox that do the work of a packing case full of normal elextronic equipment. ; The computer will answer your math{ematical} problems, so long that you insert the data correctly.

For def 3 : {She} will compute your every move in a chess game and may possibly be able to compute your next move.

For def 4 : I love computers, they entertain me, but then again they freakin piss me off because of the damn errors it gives me from a game that the computer can't handle. Especially because it is no where near the speed of a human brain.
by SpungyBungy October 12, 2005
 
1.
a machine for downloading porn
"oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"
by Anonymous February 22, 2003
 
2.
What you are on now
You are on the computer now
by Charlie Mulligan March 05, 2004
 
3.
The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.
The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.
by Mystery Man January 28, 2003
 
4.
If you're looking up this word, kill yourself.
To use the internet, one must have at least a vague idea of what a computer is.
by ddt November 21, 2004
 
5.
a very, very expensive punching bag
Work with me! *Crack* stupid computer! Gonna punch the life out of you!
by gusto5 May 29, 2004
 
6.
A tool that is supposed to save time but intead wastes time.
1. Viruses
2. Bugs
3. Crashes
4. Spyware
5. Urbandictionary.com :)
by Why do I keep coming here? September 24, 2003
 
7.
The most boring and frustrating thing in the world-however, I keep coming back.
the computer isnt playing my cd! piece of shit! Oh there we go-computer i love you!