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Coloradoing 

turning your penis inside out and wrapping it up in your ballsack, then your mate licks the entire package
The eager preteen searched for "coloradoing" on google.
Coloradoing by Colorado October 21, 2012

Colorado-ing 

Climbing a pine tree as high as you can until it breaks, and then falling off with the top of the tree.
represent colorado by colorado-ing a tree in your state.
Colorado-ing by yo-gigi January 7, 2010

coloradowned 

to be owned within colorado borders, possibly by skiing, playing the Broncos, or even by the wildlife
Marco was coloradowned when the buffalo sodomized him.
coloradowned by Whitmond July 30, 2008

Coloradon't

Douchey things you shouldn't do in Colorado.
Trent: Hey, lets get our Akon bumpin' and get a natty ice sesh goin on a mountain somewhere.
Brock: Hella word!

(Any self respecting individual): Shut the fuck up. Coloradon't you dare do that in my state.
Coloradon't by ican'tremember34 December 14, 2010

Sluggin the coloradoan

A term used for a 14 year old boy who finds the word Angina funny and needs to be placed in a burlap sack and beaten with a stick repeatedly.

Also somone named Stehen.
"That guy thinks Anginas are funny we totally need to be Sluggin the coloradoan ".

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026