Coloradon't

Douchey things you shouldn't do in Colorado.

Trent: Hey, lets get our Akon bumpin' and get a natty ice sesh goin on a mountain somewhere.
Brock: Hella word!

(Any self respecting individual): Shut the fuck up. Coloradon't you dare do that in my state.

Coloradon't by ican'tremember34 December 14, 2010

Colorado D.T

A freaky person who really, really likes seeing men kiss. Very much enjoys engaging in freaky acts.

Wow, there's Colorado D.T over there!

Colorado D.T by alivelyskib December 15, 2025

Colorado Turnaround 

When a woman is riding a double ended dildo with the other end in a dude's ass, all while giving him a reacharound. When he's about to pop, he spins around and blasts love graffiti all over her Rocky Mountains.

After giving Randy a thorough Jersey Foghorn, Melissa applied the Colorado Turnaround and relished in the results.

Colorado Turnaround by Pumpkinhead_j June 16, 2005

Colorado Thunderstorm 

When having sex with a female and at the time of ejaculation she queefs which then ripples your balls.

Did you just pull the colorado thunderstorm on me.

Colorado Thunderstorm by Cardog November 12, 2007

colorado turnbuckle 

A sexual act where a woman lays on a turning bed while the man stands at the edge slapping her in the face with his penis on each rotation until he reaches climax. Also known as the Cincinnati Carousel.

Man I gave that chic a Colorado Turnbuckle her cheeks were so bruised.

colorado turnbuckle by uncle lester July 13, 2010

Colorado Toothpaste 

The act of suctioning feces out of a woman's anus and covering ones teeth in the feces of said woman.

I once sucked on my girlfriends butt so hard poop came out and covered my teeth in feces. I then used it as colorado toothpaste.

Colorado Toothpaste by 1iquidFreshness June 2, 2012

Colorado Tour Bus 

A reference to a penis that's been inside of a lot of people, in the sense that a tour bus goes everywhere - this person's dick has been everywhere

It is not uncommon to hear of an STD-infested Colorado Tour Bus

Do you ever wonder who has a colorado tour bus?

Colorado Tour Bus by GasMaskOverdrive December 8, 2017