Colonia

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The worst town in NJ. NJ is called the "armpit of america" because of this shitty town. The people are the most ugliest, meanest, dishonest, ghetto assholes i've ever seen in my life! The town is full of black and hispanic criminals and even white trash. Even the sports teams suck. Don't ever go here unless you like being poor and hated.

Colonia idiot: Hey man let's go beat up that little puppy, i'm sooo bored. it'll be fun!

Another Colonia idiot: OK!

Colonia by 12345678910111213141516 May 17, 2010

Colonia Middle School

This school is filled with annoying ass kids who don’t know how to act. There are mad white kids that be saying “nigga” and don’t know how to act. Majority of its people are white and Indian. Oh, and it’s filled with VSCO bitches 🤮!

“I hate going to school.”
“What school do you even go to?”
“Colonia Middle School 🤢!!”

Colonia Middle School by yunglilniggaa October 24, 2019

Colonia windmil

1) The colonia windmill is a fighting technique usually used by gangsters from colonia. a part of oxnard. Southern california.

2) swinging your penis is a circle multiple times usually slapping someone on the third rotation.

"That stupid cholo didnt know how to fight he did the colonia windmill on him." "wow he doesn't know how to fight."

"eww did you see that fucker? he had a 10 inch dick and swinging that shit around like a colonia windmill or something." D:

Colonia windmil by Big John Johnny December 4, 2010

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colonia high school

A dumbass school for retarded ass niggas

Damn don’t date her, she go to colonia high school

colonia high school by Wack city November 30, 2017

Colonia Chiques

The biggest gang in the area code 805/ventura county/Oxnard
down aka kilo is a known member, gang started around the 1960's its main rival is the south side chiques
In 2003 the Oxnard committe made a gang injunction in a 6.6 square mile area in Oxnard, The gangs attire is the dallas cowboy star

The colonia chiques are a gang to to be fucked with.

Colonia Chiques by COLONIERO November 17, 2007

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colonia high school

the weirdest high school to go to. It is filled with Ghetto, horny and weird ass kids

ewww that bitch goes to colonia high school? tf

colonia high school by stupidassbitch192 November 14, 2019

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Colonia middle school

A school filled with a huge majority of spoiled white kids that think racism homophobia and sexism are funny jokes and topics and a lot of trump supporters and red necks who support “blue lives matter more than black” :/

Yeah I go to colonia middle school 😞

Colonia middle school by Eating ass and doing the dash March 21, 2021

Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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