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The worst town in NJ. NJ is called the "armpit of america" because of this shitty town. The people are the most ugliest, meanest, dishonest, ghetto assholes i've ever seen in my life! The town is full of black and hispanic criminals and even white trash. Even the sports teams suck. Don't ever go here unless you like being poor and hated.
Colonia idiot: Hey man let's go beat up that little puppy, i'm sooo bored. it'll be fun!

Another Colonia idiot: OK!

Colonia Middle School 

This school is filled with annoying ass kids who don’t know how to act. There are mad white kids that be saying “nigga” and don’t know how to act. Majority of its people are white and Indian. Oh, and it’s filled with VSCO bitches 🤮!
“I hate going to school.”
“What school do you even go to?”
Colonia Middle School 🤢!!”

Colonia windmil 

1) The colonia windmill is a fighting technique usually used by gangsters from colonia. a part of oxnard. Southern california.

2) swinging your penis is a circle multiple times usually slapping someone on the third rotation.
"That stupid cholo didnt know how to fight he did the colonia windmill on him." "wow he doesn't know how to fight."

"eww did you see that fucker? he had a 10 inch dick and swinging that shit around like a colonia windmill or something." D:
Colonia windmil by Big John Johnny December 4, 2010

colonia high school 

Damn don’t date her, she go to colonia high school
colonia high school by Wack city November 30, 2017

Colonia Chiques 

The biggest gang in the area code 805/ventura county/Oxnard
down aka kilo is a known member, gang started around the 1960's its main rival is the south side chiques
In 2003 the Oxnard committe made a gang injunction in a 6.6 square mile area in Oxnard, The gangs attire is the dallas cowboy star
The colonia chiques are a gang to to be fucked with.
Colonia Chiques by COLONIERO November 17, 2007

colonia high school 

the weirdest high school to go to. It is filled with Ghetto, horny and weird ass kids
ewww that bitch goes to colonia high school? tf

Colonia middle school 

A school filled with a huge majority of spoiled white kids that think racism homophobia and sexism are funny jokes and topics and a lot of trump supporters and red necks who support “blue lives matter more than black” :/