fat sweaty old man who enjoys wanking over donuts
collin
by dimsim August 07, 2011
A pedofile looking, 15 year old rapist who can be seen at children's playgrounds from one to three P.M. Can be seen following children dressed in cranberry blazers,holding a box of tissues and lotion for self-pleasure.
That kid is always at the middle school watching the kids on the monkey bars. He is such a Collins.

Guy 1: Hey look at Collins!
Guy 2: Tell him to get off my baby girl!
by Random Talker January 11, 2009
To be slightly intoxicated while sleeping with an unattractive woman. Then to later explain that you were heavily intoxicated and didn't remember what happened.
Dude, I can't believe you slept with that chick that night, she was so fat and pissed herself on the couch.

Dude, I was so collins'ed I don't even remember.

by jason "party" collins August 08, 2007
the biggest queer in the universe. Often enjoys with anal activity with other guys such as mickey mouse. Very small. and usually grows in Dumbass, USA
by bstandish54 May 11, 2011
A very, very deceptively alcoholic cocktail that is can be concocted quite feasibly with cheap vodka but also works excellently with a more high-class vodka such as Absolut and Absolut Citron. Yummy.

The basis of this cocktail is lemon, and the cocktail itself is made by grabbing a big, tall glass and filling it with ice. (You've gotta have it chilled baby!) Then, you squeeze a whole load of Lemons into the bottom of the glass, adding a tonne of Vodka, Lemonade, and topping off with a Lemon Slice. So, basically, it's gonna get you destroyed because you can't even taste the Vodka in it.

What happens is that you drink one, and that's already two shots of Vodka right there, but you can't taste it, so you have a couple more, you still fell OK, so you end up having five Collins, and then when you try to leave, oh, you can't feel your legs. Oops.

Revered in many circles because, even though real men are supposed to drink Budweiser and other generic Lagers, a Collins is much more impressive as a measure of how much alcohol you can handle.
1. "What are you drinking tonight Mikey? Beer, like a real man?"
"Er...No. I think I'm on the Collins' tonight. Yeah, Lemon-fresh."
"Good GOD!!"

2.(after 5 Collins')..."Come on Toni, I've got the munchies, time to go."
"Yeah...(mumbles)... cooooo...BANG!(Falls on floor.)"

3. "What the hell are you doing with that Tesco Value Vodka?"
"Making Collins'."
"OH HELL YEAH!!"
by Aaron R. Bourn November 23, 2005
To "collins" is to give up and quit, or to bail out. When you "collins" on someone this means that you have made a previous agreement to fullfill, and instead of fullfilling the agreement you abandon your friend(s).

== Etymology ==

From a man "Collins" who self proclaimed being originated in Yensdale. After various attempts of advocating "Collins" to not give up or bail on his friends, they deemed him as un-helpable and used his name in a negative manner from there on.
I'm going to have to collins on you tonight. I'm going to spend time with my lame girlfriend instead of go to the bar with you tonight, even though I previously said I would go to the bar with you tonight.

by Bill Labeer September 27, 2006
heartbreaker. he tells you sweet things and then hurts you
Girl 1 omg he said he loved me!!! Then he mad me cry for five hours.

Girl 2 Lemme guess...his names Collin...
Girl 1 YA!! how'd u know?
Girl 2 If hes a hearbreaker...then hes a Collin.
by me1234567654321 April 05, 2010
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