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One of those people that's always at the party even though no one actually likes or invited them. Someone that people are nice to in person but talk shit about after they leave.
guy 1: shit hes coming this way.
guy 2: damn, what the hell is he doing here?!
guy 1: that dick is totally pulling a collins! quick wave so we don't hurt his feelings.
by urbabysdaddy December 10, 2007
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Collin: what's a dad
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A sweet, caring, gentle, good Christian man that has all the ideals a godly woman (or really any woman) wants. Ephesians 5:23-30. Someone who cherishes the one he loves with all his heart and seeks her best interests and pursues her relentlessly while maintaining an appropriate distance. A very special friend who will always be there when you need him and is always willing to do anything so long as it doesn't compromise his faith in God. <3 A true man.
"That man is a Collins at heart."
"I've finally met 'the one,' he's such a Collins!!"
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A Collins is someone who has an absolutley amazing, hot, sexy body, but an ugly face (especially males). When you first meet a Collins you are so blinded by their hot body, that you don't realize that their face isn't so...hot. Anyway, similar words are: Butterface, hot-bod-fug-face, etc.

A Collins' perfect present would be a paper bag, so they can cover up their face, and then let us continue enjoying the beauty that is their rock-hard abs!

When one notices a Collins, it is very much okay and normal to feel the need to say " Coooolllllliiiiiinnsssss" in a very stretched out, sense of the word. It emphasizes the joy of spotting a Collins!

Originated by Quichilla and Jame-Star
a.k.a
Tiff V.W, and Jay S.
Example 1:
"Yo girl...look at that guy. He is soooo HOT!"
"Uh...no hun. Look at his face."
"Oh, shit yeah....but wow, his body sure is fan-fuckin-tastic!"
"Totally, he is such a Collins"

Example 2
"His body is SO fine! But that face....we need a paper bag in the hiz-house!!!!"
"Totes! What a Collllllliiiiiiinnnssssss"

Example 3
"He's got a nice bod!"

"Ya, but lets just squint one eye and place our thumb over his face. Enjoy!"

"Omg, totally, what a Collins!"

"Oooo girlll! Cooooolllliiiinnnssss"
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a huge asshole who is terrilbe with relationships and dumps over texts. he is a fucking retard who sits on his ass all day eating freezes and MacDonalds. and is a complete fucking idiot. if you ever meet 1, smack the shit out of his 3 chinned face.
person 1: have you heard from collin today?

person 2: no i have not thank god, if i ever see him again i will kick the shit out of his face.

person 1: trololololololol
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A male skateboarder who has a small penis,and trys to dress in the latest fashions.A person who over uses the phrases "gnarly" and "steeze" to sound more important.
In general this person is a huge asshole, that some say could be gay.
Hey man don't act like such a Collin!
by baaaapeeeekk February 16, 2009
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Collin is a young man who tends to be mean to people. His features are likely to be tall, skinny, pale, blue or silver eyes, big nose, straight teeth, facial hair, bad acne, and light brown or dark blonde hair. For his love life, people he most likely to fall in love with are: Ashley, Melissa, Courtney, and Tammy. He wants more then he can get, for sexual intercourse. For a young man like him it's too much. That's why he's called a 'Creep.' Collin is a loud person and can be annoying but that's why some people like him. While others find him mean and rude. He can also be funny, odd, competitive and defensive.
"Collin...It's hard when people are disgustingly rude Being nice to people even if you don't care about them, is a good way to get more friends and then you might start to care about them."

"But, I like to be rude :) it makes me happy

"Must be Collin"
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