person 2: no i have not thank god, if i ever see him again i will kick the shit out of his face.
person 1: trololololololol
A Collins' perfect present would be a paper bag, so they can cover up their face, and then let us continue enjoying the beauty that is their rock-hard abs!
When one notices a Collins, it is very much okay and normal to feel the need to say " Coooolllllliiiiiinnsssss" in a very stretched out, sense of the word. It emphasizes the joy of spotting a Collins!
Originated by Quichilla and Jame-Star
Tiff V.W, and Jay S.
"Yo girl...look at that guy. He is soooo HOT!"
"Uh...no hun. Look at his face."
"Oh, shit yeah....but wow, his body sure is fan-fuckin-tastic!"
"Totally, he is such a Collins"
"His body is SO fine! But that face....we need a paper bag in the hiz-house!!!!"
"Totes! What a Collllllliiiiiiinnnssssss"
"He's got a nice bod!"
"Ya, but lets just squint one eye and place our thumb over his face. Enjoy!"
"Omg, totally, what a Collins!"
"Oooo girlll! Cooooolllliiiinnnssss"
Guy 2: Yeah, she's so great at everything.
Girl: I wish I could be like her. *sigh*
Guy 1: Hey look at Collins!
Guy 2: Tell him to get off my baby girl!