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29.
to take a shit on ones head.
you wanna collins me?"......."NO" "no you come over here and you take a shit on my head.
by stackattack January 07, 2011
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a huge asshole who is terrilbe with relationships and dumps over texts. he is a fucking retard who sits on his ass all day eating freezes and MacDonalds. and is a complete fucking idiot. if you ever meet 1, smack the shit out of his 3 chinned face.
person 1: have you heard from collin today?

person 2: no i have not thank god, if i ever see him again i will kick the shit out of his face.

person 1: trololololololol
by ooga_booga July 22, 2011
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A Collins is someone who has an absolutley amazing, hot, sexy body, but an ugly face (especially males). When you first meet a Collins you are so blinded by their hot body, that you don't realize that their face isn't so...hot. Anyway, similar words are: Butterface, hot-bod-fug-face, etc.

A Collins' perfect present would be a paper bag, so they can cover up their face, and then let us continue enjoying the beauty that is their rock-hard abs!

When one notices a Collins, it is very much okay and normal to feel the need to say " Coooolllllliiiiiinnsssss" in a very stretched out, sense of the word. It emphasizes the joy of spotting a Collins!

Originated by Quichilla and Jame-Star
a.k.a
Tiff V.W, and Jay S.
Example 1:
"Yo girl...look at that guy. He is soooo HOT!"
"Uh...no hun. Look at his face."
"Oh, shit yeah....but wow, his body sure is fan-fuckin-tastic!"
"Totally, he is such a Collins"

Example 2
"His body is SO fine! But that face....we need a paper bag in the hiz-house!!!!"
"Totes! What a Collllllliiiiiiinnnssssss"

Example 3
"He's got a nice bod!"

"Ya, but lets just squint one eye and place our thumb over his face. Enjoy!"

"Omg, totally, what a Collins!"

"Oooo girlll! Cooooolllliiiinnnssss"
by Quichilla TVW, Jame-Star JS November 08, 2010
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32.
fat sweaty old man who enjoys wanking over donuts
collin
by dimsim August 07, 2011
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33.
Collin means the biggest jim to ever walk the face of the Earth. Also referred to as jimbo and jimmy.
Guy #1- "Oh shit did you see that?!"
Guy #2- "Yeah, Collin?!.. oh @#$%, I think his jimness is rubbing off on me!"
by Tarynisaurus Rex April 18, 2011
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34.
A person who is totally gorgeous, great at sports, and has everyone falling for her. She's often unsure of herself and unable to take compliments, but is a total babe when she wants to be. Has an amazing body, green eyes, and luscious brown locks.
Guy 1: Damn, Collin is so damn hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's so great at everything.
Girl: I wish I could be like her. *sigh*
by Tesslovesya March 09, 2011
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A pedofile looking, 15 year old rapist who can be seen at children's playgrounds from one to three P.M. Can be seen following children dressed in cranberry blazers,holding a box of tissues and lotion for self-pleasure.
That kid is always at the middle school watching the kids on the monkey bars. He is such a Collins.

Guy 1: Hey look at Collins!
Guy 2: Tell him to get off my baby girl!
by Random Talker January 11, 2009
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