Cohans can be a smartass sometimes but in the end you still love them more than anything. They will love and respect you for who you are and never judge you. They will make you feel like the happiest person in the world and they will do everything they can to make you feel special. Cohan’s who have brown, long hair and dark blue eyes are literally the best!!! They are also a very seductive person and always know the right places to touch ;). They can also be such a tease! Cohan’s are friendly to everyone and the sweetest person you will ever meet. Cohan’s never really get mad or upset but if they do, you better leave them alone or apologize! If you ever meet a cohan, you better never let them fucking go because you will regret it. I have a Cohan of my own and i’m so happy he is mine <3
Person 1 “Yo, I need a loyal person but who’s also gonna be my daddy!
Person 2 “OMG! You need to get a cohan!”
by bigdickpower101 January 20, 2019
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A straight up poonster who gets amazingly attractive girls. Everybody wants to be a Cohan.
Hey, did you see me the other day? I was straight up Cohaning it.

I was a straight up Cohan talking to Ellen the other day. We fucked.
by D<3ESTAT May 4, 2009
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The different ways of spelling Kohan. Often times the cool and calm person amongst the group, he also is overall just a nice person that keeps the group stable. However, when it comes down to things he always manages to find a way to make everyone laugh. Good test scores and scores hella bitches. Somehow there will always be one person that thinks that Cohan is better than everyone, due to his test scores.
Great person, def becomes friends with him.
Girl: Cohan is a great person
Boy: Yes but I want to be better than him, since he always gets good test scores.
by Harmonicaman July 1, 2021
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A dumb ass nigga that deserves to die but some times really cute....
Person 1“Dude that Cohan kid is so dumb but kinda attractive..”
Person 2 “I know right
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The most amazing shanker.
Has the best intentions to do a poo and want at the same time.

Loves to get off while taking a devlin
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Collectively known as the Top G and Wonder Woman of the medical community. An incredible, vibrant, and caring physician with a heart of 24K gold. Has the clinical expertise that surpasses artificial intelligence and is a strong and independent chloconut!
Mark: "I'm feeling sick, John, what should I do?!"

John: "Go see Dr. Cohan, duhhh. She will fix you in no time!"
by jscc123 March 9, 2023
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A very talented, hot, and beautiful (but also pretty adorable) woman mostly known for her role of Maggie Rhee in The Walking Dead and a smaller roll of Bela Talbot in Supernatural. She came from a Scottish descent and grew up in New Jersey which has given her a pretty nice accent. Her acting skills are also out of this world.
Allison: "Did you know that Lauren Cohan wasn't just in The Walking Dead but was also in Supernatural too?"
Marcus: "Really? I had no idea! She's a wonderful actress!"
by dwingabistol February 11, 2019
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