Cockglobber 

An inept, foolish, or contemptible person. Dickhead, cockhead, shithead.

I: I haven't banned anyone though now have I?

D: Shut your face cockglobber!

Cockglobber by Lee85 February 15, 2010

Cockgobbler 

The act of taking a full length shaft down ones throat, leaving the balls hanging under the chin making the resemblance of a turkey... Gobble, Gobble.

She's such a cockgobbler she went balls deep

Cockgobbler by OGanstaKush February 28, 2013

vodka induced cockgobbler 

Someone who normally considers themselves heterosexual, yet when under the influence of distilled spirits (and sometimes boosted by cocaine) occasionally find themselves with a mouthful of cock.

"That Barney is always getting lucky with the ladies, but I heard that if you get him tatored enough, he turns into a vodka induced cockgobbler!"

vodka induced cockgobbler by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008

Cockjobber 

The name for a guy with a small penis that you bring to a MMF threesome in order to make your package look larger.

Last night with Dave and Sarah was awesome! That cockjobber made my 6" look huge!

Cockjobber by Faulken April 24, 2011

cockgobbler 

One who gobbles cock.

Man, whats with Jim today, he sure is bein' a cockgobbler.

cockgobbler by Path July 22, 2002

cockgobbler 

Girls who love giving blowjobs...Girls who are good at giving blow jobs...

Man , that chick i hooked up with was a cockgobbler !!!

My Ex-wife Susan was a cockgobbler, she sucked allnite long !!!

Hey Girl , its thanksgiving, you wanna be my cockgobbler !!!

cockgobbler by Heyman3000 February 11, 2010

COCKSLOBBER 

A person or object who performs or wishes to perform fellatio is also known as a cockslobber or one who slobbers cock. Humorous, flattering or grossly insulting; use with caution.

"Oh honey, you are such a sluttly little cockslobber. Will you marry me?""

"Your mother is a cockslobber. So is your brother."

"God, that hot little cockslobber could suck-start a 747!"

COCKSLOBBER by Ratclaws February 4, 2006