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3. Cocked
Cocked means when your drunk -more than the average Fucked-Up person.

Symptoms include:

- Eyes as red as tomatoes. aka: Cocked Eyes

- Talking beyond stupid.

- Tripping over furniture AND PEOPLE.

- Bipolar emotions (Love your friends, then

five mins later you hate them).

- Hammering headache/ feel like crap type

of hangover.
Boy 1- "Man your trippin badly"
Victim- "I feel like crap =\"
Boy 2- "You were so wasted at that party"
Girl - "Nah. He was cocked out of his mind. He had all the familiar symptoms of it"

=]..8)!
1. cocked
drunk
by anonymous Jan 7, 2003 add a video
2. cocked
It's that little sound it makes when you load a gun or rifle.
I cocked my gun and was ready for action.
by Rockerone Apr 17, 2004 add a video
4. cocked
when your on Chatroulette, and the next camera you go to is on of a cock, hence you got cocked
I hate chatroulette, i got fucking cocked like 10 times today
5. cocked
(used as a verb)

To surprise a un-suspected person with a view of your penis/cock/member/wang,etc.
|individual to be cocked|
(occupied by some other task) la la la.....

|prankster|
(Watching TV with penis exposed) " OMG come here quick ... look who's on TV"

|individual to be cocked|
(comes rushing over) "Eeeeks !!! I see your penis !!!"

|prankster| " Hahahaha, I cocked yeh "

*Also works via MMS txt & email
6. cocked
Extreme Ownage or getting raped
I was playing UFC and knocked a guy out in 3 seconds. He got cocked.
7. Cocked
Cock-ed kok-ed adjective - the act of putting cock sauce on anyone or anything.

Damn man, I just cocked all over her face.

Say something else and I'll cock you, woman.

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