1v1 me in Club Penguin cheeky cunt
by Return To Sender (Haskell) August 15, 2015
My child has had a Club Penguin account since 2007! She begged and begged me for a membership after a week! We still paid the recurring membership until 2012 and it cost almost 400 bucks! She was addicted to it even in high school and lost friends at school while trying to earn coins! I caught her playing last year and she was blowing another penguin! Don't let your child play Club Penguin if you know what's good for you!
by bluerayo October 18, 2013
"Omg! My boyfriend said the heart emoticon to me on Club Penguin! I think he wants to Netflix and chill!"
by melaniestar April 28, 2016
A virtual game involving changing you outfit, igloo, and friends. An internet game which is played by kids in different languages.
by Mr. Burns Armies April 28, 2013
An interactive online site for kids that you go on during vacation because you're just too damn bored. I played this shit for five years and it's the best shiznit iv'e ever done! It's fucking amazing, like a godamn orgasm while getting blowjob from an orca whale. Feels like motherfucking penguins are up my ass!!! Make an account!!!
Nicole - vacation just started, and I'm so bored! What should I do???
Daniel - How about you check out Club Penguin? It's awesome!
Daniel - How about you check out Club Penguin? It's awesome!
by Lonon9856 December 31, 2013
by Deletedpixel April 29, 2015
club penguin is dead.
by CoolPizzle April 2, 2017