Clonder 

A group of blonde girls, usually more than 4.

Hey dude there's no ass at this party.
Think i saw a Clonder in the kitchen.

Clonder by Billymcdoodle October 19, 2010

Cloner

When a woman's privates become erect when aroused. It is a mixture of the words "clitoris" and "boner" due to the fact that the clitoris becomes erect.

Girl: "Oh my, I have a major cloner right now."
Boy: "Oh boy!"

Cloner by Parker Browne April 27, 2015

clonger 

A turd that is too big to flush.

Corey dropped a clonger so huge, he lifted off the ground.

clonger by DavidBowieBowie March 4, 2009

Chonder Kilos

The excessive weight put on by a girl once she gets comfortable in a relationship.

"Last I heard you were engaged, have you got married yet?"
"Fuck no, I had to do a runner after the cunt stacked on the Chonder Kilos"

Chonder Kilos by Rizwich September 24, 2012

clonker 

an idiot; one who thinks he knows, but does not

Jesus, you are a right clonker

clonker by paul C November 4, 2003

Chonder 

Useless talking among a group of friends. Usually when they are fucked up (High, Drunk, Tripping, etc.). Has no relevant meaning or any purpose, it’s just chonder.

Why is peter talking about whales with lasers attached to it?

He’s just speaking chonder.

Chonder by ~Samman September 19, 2019

Clonkers 

A pair of extremely heavy shoes, ones that make an audible "clonk" sound when you take a step.

Person 1: What is that noise?
Person 2: Becky, you can hear her clonkers from a mile away.

Clonkers by clonkerkid August 29, 2017