A man had a blow job, possibly smoked pot, and was from Arkansas. These are the reasons why people love him and people hate him. Alot of people bitch about him being the worst president, when probably the only bad decisions he made really didn't have anything to do with America. He was impeached, but never kicked out of office. A president like him should never be tried to be booted out. We should impeach presidents who are homophobic, uber-christian, illeterate, Texans. Hopefully, we will never elect an asshole like that.
President BUSH? Why are we not impeaching this douche?
by The Zookeeper June 07, 2005
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A blow job, usually received while in a workplace or similar setting.
My secretary gave me a Clinton during my lunch break, so I'm good for today.
by Tom Daddy Dollars October 01, 2004
A US President who served in office between 1992 and 2000.

Also blamed by conservatives for (but not limited to) the following:

1)The extinction of the dinosaurs
2)The defeat of southern Asia by the Mongol hordes
3)The crucifixion of Christ
4)The fall of the Roman empire
5)The Dark Ages
6)The Black Plague
7)The Irish Potato Famine
8)The sinking of the Titanic
9)World War I
10)World War II
12)The current economic downturn
13)The issue of the day needing someone to fault for its cause
<insert problem> is Clinton's fault!
by Hustla' $teve February 02, 2004
Semen produced through engaging in oral sex.
1) Wipe that clinton off your chin.

2) Monica had clinton stains on her dress and had to send it to the cleaners.
by quaoar April 01, 2006
Toking on a joint without inhaling.
I was stoned out of my gourd already so when the doob came back around I pulled a Clinton.

by comrademx September 06, 2008
verb: to distort the semantics of a situation for desired result
My girlfriend was pissed at me for cheating, but I Clintoned the argument. I mean, "cheating" could mean "not cheating".
by loodog January 15, 2008
Bill clinton the 42nd. president of the united states from 1993 to 2001.
He got a blowjob. Which was the first known blowjob in the white house. He lied about it because it knew most of the people in the U.S. were a bunch of cock blocking prudes and he wanted to be liked and he also knew his wife would ride his back about it.
Congress started impeachment procedings officially about him lying but the real cause was the he got a blowjob. The reasion for that being that they all wanted a blowjob and couldn't get one.

The next president lied about the presents of "weapons of mass distruction" being in Iraq to get the U.S. to go to war with them. Which gave rise to the expression "when Clintion lied no one died".
If I were Clinton I would have taken that blowjob too.
by Deep blue 2012 January 06, 2010
The new name given to a historically rich area of Manhattan still known today as Hell's Kitchen in order to improve upon the image of that area, which is still a piece of shit today
Calling Hell's Kitchen Clinton is not going to make it look any better.
by ritechus September 11, 2005

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