A mythical sexual position made famous by Tim Meadow's character Leon Phelps in the SNL skit, The Laidies Man. The position is where the male stands over the female who is laying on her back with her hips and pelvis arched into the air. The male then holds his erection straight down while standing in an wide-legged open stance, only bending at the kness while thrusting into the female'svagina.
"If some bustop skank is lucky, I mayevenspring the "Alabama Crabdangle" on her..."
The act of standing above someone, while shaping your hands like a crabs claws, and repeatedly "tea bagging" the target with your anus and anything else dangling down there, while simultaniously opening and closing your "claws".
Man last night I found out two things that I had never known before.
1) What it's like to receive an Alabama Crabdangle.
2) That I liked it.
The act of fellating a goose whilst riding either a) a mechanised bucking bronco, b) an old fashioned carousel at a fairground, or c) the number 82 bus in any municipal region.
Often leads to severe cramp and social exclusion on the part of the cardangler.
Person 1: "What the hell is Tom doing?!"
Person 2: "Oh shit! He's doing the cardangle!"
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She'spretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party'sliberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.