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6.
1) sour milk-based substance found in student flats...

2) cum - usually of a thickish consistency
"Who left the milk out? It's turned into a pint of churd!"

"The custard ladle dealt a load of churd-like sploodge across the whore's tits"
by Morgenhund January 12, 2004
 
1.
A turd considting of at least 70% cheese
"My doctor told me he needed a stool sample, but all i have is this churd"
by Sir Chop February 08, 2012
 
2.
An instance of fecal matter used as a dildo.
"I can't believe your mom just did that!"
by Slasher March 17, 2003
 
3.
a combination of a choad and a turd. if you are being a churd you are definately being a jackass.
(El)ECB is usually a churd after too much crown enters his system.
by bert/frank September 26, 2005
 
4.
A person who walks too fast.
The churd walked so fast that the bus wasn't able to beat him to the last stop.
by A guy123 November 03, 2009
 
5.
A cross between a chipmunk, and a turd.
What's that in the bushes? Just some churd, crawling around.
by stmvrk August 08, 2009
 
7.
A person who is a combination of churl and turd.
"Stop being such a churd".
by intelpro May 24, 2006