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A turd considting of at least 70% cheese
"My doctor told me he needed a stool sample, but all i have is this churd"
by Sir Chop February 08, 2012
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An instance of fecal matter used as a dildo.
"I can't believe your mom just did that!"
by Slasher March 17, 2003
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a combination of a choad and a turd. if you are being a churd you are definately being a jackass.
(El)ECB is usually a churd after too much crown enters his system.
by bert/frank September 26, 2005
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The churd walked so fast that the bus wasn't able to beat him to the last stop.
by A guy123 November 03, 2009
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Churd is simply short for Richurd.
Though Richurd is commonly spelled Richard... Richird, Richurd and Richerd are pronounced the same, so spelling Churd with a "u" simply calarifies the sound... or, as it seems in this case, the "vowel movement".
by the real ambassador April 03, 2006
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a fecile dildo
"that dude used a churd to fuck that chick...ewww."
by the POS January 26, 2003
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Noun: chat turd...a derogatory term used for total jackmonkeys in a chatroom, typically slow and new people.
by ____B00G3R____ August 13, 2006
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