Churd

A turd considting of at least 70% cheese

"My doctor told me he needed a stool sample, but all i have is this churd"

by Sir Chop March 17, 2012

Churd

An instance of fecal matter used as a dildo.

"I can't believe your mom just did that!"

by Slasher March 17, 2003

Churd

Churd is simply short for Richurd.

Though Richurd is commonly spelled Richard... Richird, Richurd and Richerd are pronounced the same, so spelling Churd with a "u" simply calarifies the sound... or, as it seems in this case, the "vowel movement".

by the real ambassador July 28, 2008

Churd

Noun: chat turd...a derogatory term used for total jackmonkeys in a chatroom, typically slow and new people.

Dont be such a churd...

by ____B00G3R____ August 13, 2006

Churd

A Chinese Nerd who sleeps a lot, loves nintendo, ratatouille and unprotected sex. He also loves rice.

Jeremy is totally a churd, did you see him eating that rice?

by Ben Smith March 10, 2008

Churd

Churd means the feeling of butterflies in your stomach when you think of the person you love most in your life. It’s more than just someone you have a tiny crush on, it’s your one true person.

When Jake treats me like a princess, I feel my stomach churd

by SharpEdge1511 August 12, 2018

Churd

A person who is a combination of churl and turd.

"Stop being such a churd".

by intelpro May 30, 2006