churd

a combination of a choad and a turd. if you are being a churd you are definately being a jackass.

(El)ECB is usually a churd after too much crown enters his system.

by bert/frank September 29, 2005

churd

a fecile dildo

"that dude used a churd to fuck that chick...ewww."

by the POS January 26, 2003

churd

A person who walks too fast.

The churd walked so fast that the bus wasn't able to beat him to the last stop.

by A guy123 November 3, 2009

churd

A church turd or a churchy turd. Church + turd = churd.

That's because you're a churd!

by Annie 37 August 16, 2006

churd

A cross between a chipmunk, and a turd.

What's that in the bushes? Just some churd, crawling around.

by stmvrk August 8, 2009

churd

1) sour milk-based substance found in student flats...

2) cum - usually of a thickish consistency

"Who left the milk out? It's turned into a pint of churd!"

"The custard ladle dealt a load of churd-like sploodge across the whore's tits"

by Morgenhund January 12, 2004

Churd

A turd considting of at least 70% cheese

"My doctor told me he needed a stool sample, but all i have is this churd"

by Sir Chop March 17, 2012