The greatest weapon known to man, created by a blacksmith of a different land, made with the resources of Japan, and is the partner of our deity, Kazuma-san
Person A: Bro! I have discovered the greatest weapon known to male, female, bisexual, homosexual, transexual, and pansexual, bro!
Person B: What is that bro?
Person A: It is Chunchunmaru, the sword of the deity of true gender equality and the king of pantsu thieves, Kazuma, bro!
The act of masturbating in front of a mirror while crying. The mirror is essential to creating the appropriate levels of self loathing required to bring forth tears.
Simon didn't know whether to use his last tissue to wipe his tears, or the spunk that was sliding down the mirror after his latest chutching session.