Chubrection

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Flacid to half mast=chub
chub to erection=chubrection

I had a chubrection for about 20min when I saw her naked, but then when she started touching herself, I got a chubrection.

Chubrection by Mrs Delancey September 24, 2010

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chairection

The sensation experienced when one sits down after a long day and experiences an erection due to how amazing sitting down feels. This may also be referred to as "chairousal" for females.

Girl: "Do you have a boner right now??"
Guy: "Well I haven't sat down all day and I'm exhausted! I've got a chairection because this couch is so comfortable!"

chairection by squidwardinmypants1125 July 25, 2012

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Chubrection • chairection • chefrection • Chudfection • Chudfectionist

chefrection

The feeling of arousal from both sexual and culinary-inspired stimuli, such as high definition food pornography, superb knife skills, or a whimsical char-cooter-rie board. Similar to getting “food wood”.

Omfg, that photo of ramen gave me a major chefrection.

chefrection by BackdoorBMo December 24, 2022

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Chudfectionist

Like a perfectionist, but for specifically being a chud.

Jenny is just such a chudfectionist when she gets home.

Chudfectionist by Blehh 28 May 24, 2026

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Chudfection

A peak state of Chud

I’ve simply reached Chudfection.

Chudfection by Blehh 28 May 24, 2026

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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