Big tip hanging guy who goes to California once when he’s 30 and starts dating a tree. BIG shailene woodley fan, loves a girl who wears socks with her sandals and accosts you with her liberal beliefs. Chriz out there wearing hoodies cinched so tight, he looks like a minion. Favorite color: beige.
“Cali chriz gets an unfathomable amount of ass”

-“Where’s chriz tonight”
-“He has a tummy ache
by Red Flaming Hero November 25, 2021
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