The season of the year where parents are nagged and nagged for lots of presents until they break down and buy them.

A time at the end of December when a fat red ninja sneaks into your house to leave you presents.

The hypocrisy day. The time of the year where it's mandatory to spend a lot of money for all the people you care about to prove you love them. If you don't celebrate it you're a weirdo.

an excuse of a holiday to exchange gifts instead of remembering the religious aspect as in the birth of jesus
not even exclusively "celebrated" by Christians anymore

A fictional orange fish which can survive out of water for several minutes, having the capacity to switch off it's robotic gills and energise it's livo-tron (also known as a Jesus). Commonly confused with goldfish but differences in size must be accounted for, as christmas tend to be several times larger than the average goldfish. The eggs of these creatures are called 'presents'.

The time of the year when peoples bank accounts empty out

(pl. Christmasses)

1. n. The holiday celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ. Falling conveniently on the 25th of December, supposedly declared by the Catholic Church to eclipse a Pagan holiday (winter solstice) on the same day.

2. n. A heart touching season where gift giving is promoted, and Santa Claus is every youth's hero. Other Christmas icons include: reindeer, snowmen, elves, presents, pine trees, ornaments, tinsel, holy, yule logs, sleighs, mistletoe, carols, noel, angels, golden rings, calling birds, french hens, turtledoves, birds in fruit-bearing trees...........But no, now it's a pile of shit because everyone is making sales and beating the shit outta people for a Lego set for their bitchy children who keep looking at their presents. Why the hell do we give it too children? They already got their basic needs, It means GIVE not to family give it to the less fortunate you selfish assholes.