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The time of the year where families gather around their trees on December 25th, sheltered from the snow falling outside, drinking hot cocoa and opening presents. This magical time of the year is in celebration of the birth of Christ, who sacrificed himself for our sins.
It's Christmas time
by SantaJClaus December 19, 2013
 
72.
A holiday thats was initially to celebrate jesus' birth, even though historians beleive he was auctuaply born in June. Over the years atheist syarted celebrating it even though they don't celebrate tge most important part, jesus. Christmas now is just a ton of random people frm various religions celebrating a ( suppose to be ) christian holiday by buying insanely expensive presents for each other while the people that truely should celebrate get socks and thats it. Now adays Christmas is about as religious as earth day.
Macy's: Buy our $10000000 home ware

Atheist: Yay that will cover 1/800 of my presents

Christian:I think I will make my children presents for christmas that will show more love.

Christmas

CHRIST-jesus
Mas-celebration
Chrismas-celebration of jesus hmmm coincidence I think not.
by Nowwhat November 04, 2013
 
73.
Corporate America's birthday.
Christmas: Happy birthday Corporate America! Here's all of our money for that stuff you sell us that's intentionally manufactured with defects and poor materials to make us continually buy more of your shitty products.
by FoxShadowBlack April 17, 2011
 
74.
Peppermint Schnapps alcoholic beverage
tastes like Christmas!
by panicgir March 10, 2011
 
75.
When you want to end a conversation, change the subject, or don't want to answer the question. Usually said in almost a whisper and it kinda has a ring to it
Bill: Hey, so hows it going
Johnny: christmas

Tammy: So who you taking to the dance
Tim: christmas

Kevin: Do you want to try my moms pie
Ryan: christmas
Kevin: So no
Ryan: how about those Giants
by Jordan7 April 10, 2008
 
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one reason the unemployment rate is going up
Husband: how much money did u spend this year on the gifts for Christmas honey?
Wife: idk, probably about $10,000.

Husband: stupid bitch! We're already in debt $5,000!!

(The family files for unemployment 2 weeks later)
by meth0d man December 25, 2010
 
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The best motherfucking day of the year.
Dude, it's like Christmas in July!
by G-$lam December 13, 2010