ChrisJohnsified

A state of meditation amongst complete chaos. Takes years of refinement and is attained through an awareness of ones environment without needing to interact. From the Bastropian region of Texas the etymology is not completely known.

Yo, that party was lit and he was ChrisJohnsified from just a few minutes in.

I was worried at first, then I realized he was ChrisJohnsified.

ChrisJohnsified by JoeKerrchild July 22, 2023

chrisjohnson_626 

Is gay for MoonKnight. Is straight for Wanda Maximoff, Daisy Johnson, Melinda May and most of the marvel woman!

“Why is Chrisjohnson_626 so gay for MoonKnight?”

“Cause it’s Oscar Isaac stupid!”

chrisjohnson_626 by Quake626 April 8, 2022

Chrisjohnson_626 

Is hella gay for MoonKnight. Like I mean hella gay. I mean I can’t blame him but. He’s also straight for Daisy Johnson, and Wanda Maximoff. In fact he prays to all three of these people every single day.

“Why is Chrisjohnson_626 so gay for MoonKnight?”

“Cause it’s Oscar Isaac.”

Chrisjohnson_626 by Quake626 April 8, 2022