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Christmastache 

a lustrous mustache grown every year in celebration of the birth of christ.
Tommy's Christmastache is so boss this year!
Christmastache by Pastaaa October 4, 2011

chintastic 

Adjective used to describe a person with a huge chin and jaw that dominates their face. On men, it can work, but it's a real problem for girls and women.
Tori Spelling and Rumer Willis are so chintastic that the only reason people tell them they're pretty is because they have famous fathers. Other chintastic celebrities: Jay Leno and Bruce Willis.
chintastic by alldat November 6, 2007

Christmastian

A subset of Christians who read the Bible from Genesis to the nativity, and then skip to Revelations at the end, the point being to purposefully exclude the actual teachings of Jesus Christ. The Christmastian belief system is founded primarily on ancient pagan celebrations that were adopted by early Christians. Christmastians reject peace, love and forgiveness and embrace vengeance, violence and never-ending war.
George W. Bush is a Christmastian.
Christmastian by blogarillo June 11, 2006

Chintastic 

1. Having an overtly gargantuan chin

2. A gentic disease, causing the chin to grow twice the size of a normal one.

3. Garrett's big mistake
Dad: What's wrong with my baby?
Doctor: It has a case of Chintastic!

Look at him, he is chintastic!
Chintastic by prokevinmusic February 20, 2008

Christatic 

Adj. Describes a really, really, really good Christmas.
Feeney spent his holidays in the Philippines and had a Christatic time.
Christatic by Nicnoc November 30, 2010

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime 

The moon is right
The spirits up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The party's on
The feelin's here
That only comes
This time of year
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The choir of children sing their song
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding ooo
Ooo ooo toot toot toot toot toot toot
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The word is out
About the town
To lift a glass
Ah don't look down
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The choir of children sing their song
They practiced all year long
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong, dong, dong, dong, dong
The party's on
The spirits up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The moon is right
The spirits up
We're here tonight
Oh and that's enough
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Oh oh
Christmastime