To gorge, particually on the male penis (verb)
The other day, I was relaxing in my chair while Robert was chowning down on my cock!
by Duke Robinson March 26, 2008
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To change ownerchip.

in format: chown <me> <noun>
chown me all of your base.
or, <me> completely chowned all of your asses to <me>.
by nadir September 13, 2003
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what the fuck are you guys talking about, chowned is a clever combination of chown (the unix command) and owned (the lol-maker). they both share 3 letters chOWNed so that makes it clever. someone please remove the other definitions from the dictionary because they are ludicous and offensive. also, dongs.
lol chowned, dick...
by aichains August 16, 2006
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To change ownership. Usable in any situation where someone or something loses possession to someone or something else. When the act occurs, someone exclaims "chowned!" loudly accompanied by snapping fingers, then pointing in a taunting fashion, often at the person or thing being chowned.
He chowned the apartment building jacuzzi last night when that chick made him jizz in it unexpectedly. Its his now.
by jupdog October 7, 2009
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The Linux command for "Change the owner and/or group of each FILE to OWNER and/or GROUP." Caution- this has other synonyms!
Tom was chowning on his laptop computer.
by psnack July 6, 2009
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Not just a giant turd, THE giant turd. The coolest person and/or thing an the face of the earth. Unbelievably sexy and irresistible.

Also see chrischown
WOW!! What a Chown!!
by chown July 11, 2008
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The name "Cho" added to the word "owned"

Why?: "Cho" was a real person who "owned" a bunch of people, and his name just happens to easily be combined with the word "owned".

(Is used in the same manner as the word "owned")
If you don't pay me back my money by tommorow I'm gona chown your ass.

Stop being a dickhead, unless you wana get chowned right now.
by Forever Artist September 3, 2007
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