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1.
To change ownerchip.

in format: chown <me> <noun>
chown me all of your base.
or, <me> completely chowned all of your asses to <me>.
by nadir September 13, 2003
 
2.
The Linux command for "Change the owner and/or group of each FILE to OWNER and/or GROUP." Caution- this has other synonyms!
Tom was chowning on his laptop computer.
by psnack July 05, 2009
 
3.
combination of the words "your" and "own"; chown.
It is your own fault!
It is chown fault!
by Teehizzle January 12, 2012
 
4.
Not just a giant turd, THE giant turd. The coolest person and/or thing an the face of the earth. Unbelievably sexy and irresistible.

Also see chrischown
WOW!! What a Chown!!
by chown July 10, 2008
 
5.
someone who is a clown and a chode.
Dude, that guy who sells us locks is a total chown!
by resor November 04, 2011
 
6.
to poop a very large amount and to have the feeling of emptying out your entire stomach
Oh yeah, when we get home I'm sure gonna chown!
by Lisa Krause February 04, 2005