(v.) to take a dump in the toilet, close the lid and fail to flush, with the intention of making your roommates and/or house guests gag when they find it later.
It is hard to define chorp... one can only understand it through use and experience. It is most commonly used as a noun but can also take the form of a verb or an adjective.
"It's chorp!"
"C'est... Chorp!"
"CHORP!"
"What a chorp."
"Chorpchorpchorpchorpchorpchorpchorp."
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.