Chomping at the bit 

Becoming very excited and anxious about an upcoming event.
(I can't wait)

I'm flying to Germany in three weeks. I'm chomping at the bit!

Chomping at the bit by cKey December 9, 2008

Chomping at the bit 

The uneducated, totally incorrect way to say champing at the bit

"I was chomping at the bit to get laid"
"It's 'champing at the bit'. You're an idiot and that's why you're not getting laid."

Chomping at the bit by Bob Sloblaw April 24, 2019

Chomping at the bit 

A physical feeling, usually experienced by involuntary celibates, where one is so horny that they are unable to focus on anything other than their unsatisfied sexual urges, and experience uncomfortable tension so intense that they actually grind their teeth

I haven't been laid for three weeks and I'm chomping at the bit.

Chomping at the bit by Rorkus Funkster October 29, 2014

champing at the bit 

Being so stupidly excited about something that you grind your teeth, like a racehorse does when being ridden.

"I'm champing at the bit for this party."
"I thought the phrase was 'chomping at the bit'."
"It's not. You're an idiot."

champing at the bit by Bob Sloblaw April 24, 2019

chompin at the bits 

Extremely ecstatic to do something

I'm really chompin at the bits to go snowboarding.

chompin at the bits by DoomMonkey December 15, 2015

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008