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Chomping at the bit 

The uneducated, totally incorrect way to say champing at the bit
"I was chomping at the bit to get laid"
"It's 'champing at the bit'. You're an idiot and that's why you're not getting laid."

Chomping at the bit 

A physical feeling, usually experienced by involuntary celibates, where one is so horny that they are unable to focus on anything other than their unsatisfied sexual urges, and experience uncomfortable tension so intense that they actually grind their teeth
I haven't been laid for three weeks and I'm chomping at the bit.

champing at the bit 

Being so stupidly excited about something that you grind your teeth, like a racehorse does when being ridden.
"I'm champing at the bit for this party."
"I thought the phrase was 'chomping at the bit'."
"It's not. You're an idiot."

chompin at the bits 

I'm really chompin at the bits to go snowboarding.
chompin at the bits by DoomMonkey December 15, 2015
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026