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1. The end result of having anal sex, where when the dick withdraws from the asshole, It is covered in diarhea that resembles chili.
I'm never fucking another ass in my life. I got chili dicked by some bitch who don't know how to wipe her ass
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2
A red bumpy dick caused by any number of stds. Or just anything abonrmal on your dick such as a rash caused by wankin it with no lotion.
Robbie fucked to many of those hood rats and now hes got dat chili dick, chuch
by Eric, Cody January 06, 2008
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when you're cutting up some spicy chilis and then you touch your dick and now you just have a burning dick.
i was just making cutting some chili to make some bomb ass nachos and then took a piss and now i have chili dick
by im the dbest April 08, 2017
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