Pertaining to a gloomy article, object, environment or subject absent of life; either as a result of high radiation emmition or intense heat. See also chernobylification
The surface of mars is entirely Chernobylified, much like the pathetic excuse for food that Pizza Hut drags out the oven.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.