Cheese Pan 

A Rumour

Beth: Oh my god, did you hear about Ellie?
Laura: Oh, not another load of Cheese Pan!?

James: Did you hear about his foot?
Bob: Yeah, i recon thats just Cheese Pan though.

Cheese Pan by jayisfap May 19, 2009

Cheese pants 

1) A social dynamic involving both cheese and pants that enables groups of people comprised of ten or more persons to complete tasks that would be impossible therewithout cheese pants.
2) An unintentional ejaculation that occurs whilst wearing pants, usually when something pleasing yet highly improbably occurs.

1) Extensive statistical analysis has shown that cheese pants results in greater progression than reckless ambition.
2) I didn't die in the fire! *cheese pants*

Cheese pants by Richard Johnson November 20, 2007

grilled cheese pansexual 

A Grilled Cheese Pansexual is a pansexual person who dates primarily genderqueer people.

“Oh yeah, Dirk? He’s a total grilled cheese pansexual.”

grilled cheese pansexual by rabbit consumer September 29, 2019

cheese pants 

The event of unexpected ejaculation in ones pants, through extreame excitement to outside stimuli.

After walking up to the brand new Ferrari, Alex proceded to make himself a pair of cheese pants. However, this was nothing compaired to the cheese pants that Kurtis made after seeing the head cheerleader flash him.

cheese pants by Baron Von Kaputnick July 30, 2008

Cheese Pants 

The worst idea anyone could ever have.

Guy 1: This is the worst idea you've ever had!
Guy 2: Nah, cheese pants was my worst, this is a close second.

Cheese Pants by GHRockotron3000 November 20, 2021

cheese panel 

Alternate definitions: assneck, dodus, and taint.
1. The area which becomes particularly sticky after a hot creamy shit.
2. The small piece of skin that runs from your hangees to your pooper.

Advice- shave this area weekly and wear loose clothing to catch a nice breeze on a hot summer day.
Advice- have a female, or male if that is your thing, lick your taint while you slap the clown. Orgasmic episode will increase to one you've never had before.

cheese panel by Anonymous August 15, 2003

cottage cheese pancake butt 

a very flat cellulite butt that also tends to be very pale

a chick with no sign of even having a booty. just a continuous line from her back down to her ankles must have a cottage cheese pancake butt

cottage cheese pancake butt by tickle me funny March 22, 2010