The ability to pull in mad bitches while sitting on stacks of money. You don't fuck with a Chalmers, just don't do it. Not only will they beat your ass, but they'll probably fuck your girlfriend or mother afterwards too. Then buy all of your closest friends off of you. To be a Chalmers is a gift. If you are close with a Chalmers, you are financially set for the rest of your life.
"Bro, Chalmers fucked your girl?!? She's a keeper"
by definitons_625235 December 01, 2014