| 1. | Oh, I feel bad | ||
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"Oh, I feel bad" is a phrase used by people that don't really feel bad, they're just trying to make you think that they are nice and actually feel something for someone else. It's typically used in a very condescending manner as if to say "that poor creature is so pathetic". Nancy: Hey Julie, who is this tard sending me a facebook friend request.
Julie: I don't know....oh wait....I think he's the slow kid that use to run around collecting the basketballs in High School. He just sent me a message saying he misses seeing me everyday. Nancy: Didn't you graduate from High School 20 years ago? Julie: Yes, creepy....Oh, I feel bad.... Nancy: yeah, right...sure you do Julie. |
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| 2. | bad high | ||
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most common among first time users of any type of recreational drug.
not to be confused with an overdose. occurrs when the effects of a drug become overwhelming to the user. could also occur because of the body becoming aware of the foreign chemicals within, and seeking to purge itself of the impurities. extreme anxiety/paranoia may also induce this phenomenon symptoms include: extreme lethargy blurred vision nausea vomiting it is not uncommon for those who experience a "bad high" to feel revitalized and "normal" almost immediately after vomiting. "Yo man, I feel bad for Kimberly, we were having a great time and then all of the sudden she just got sick!"
"She'll be okay, she just got a bad high." |
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| 3. | meeeh | ||
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When there is something wrong with you usually when your ill or when someone has made you feel bad emotionally "I feel meeeh"
"whats wrong" "im ill/feel bad" |
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| 4. | jeans with runners | ||
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A slow acting disease in which a person wheres jeans with running shoes. Most victims , if not all, do not realize the awkwardness and idiocy that they display to the public, but it is contagious even interspecies. The awkwardness that is shown is so intense that it soon starts to break down the body tissue and is only a matter of time until one's entire body deteriorates, thus death. Soon even animals will succumb to this terrible look and it will eventually kill off all forms of life. guy 1: oh my god look how awkward that kid looks wearing those jeans with runners
guy 2: wow i know, i feel bad for him |
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| 5. | tbl | ||
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short for tail between legs.
What you say when you say something stupid and feel bad about it. Like when a dog puts his tail between his legs when he feels bad. Johnnyboi134: i like seeing ur undies, can i see them now
johhy'sgurl452: no u perv ur sick *johhy'sgurl452 is away* Johnnyboi134: tbl im sorry *johhy'sgurl452 has returned from away* |
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| 6. | Courtesy Feel | ||
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An action in which a male, upon realizing that the dime piece that he drunkenly brought home and got in bed with is actually fugly, feels the girl up in order to be polite and allow her to not feel bad about her body. Dude: Kenny, you motorboatin son of a bitch, you motorboated that chick last night didn't you?
Kenny: Nah man, I got her in my room and realized she was ugly. Dude: That sucks, what'd you do? Kenny: I gave her the courtesy feel and went to bed. Dude: I hope my little sister meets a gentleman like you. |
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| 7. | Panic Attack | ||
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Drawing attention to yourself by breathing loudly, holding your hands on your neck, and disrupting class. These are mainly done by 14 year old girls who fail at life so they have to make people feel bad for them, ironically, these people that have "panic attacks" are made fun of much more than "normal" people and have a very average lifes but like to make it seem like they have big problems in their life, for example, saying your dad is an alcoholic or that your dad makes you do math problems in the middle of summer. Allysa: so were in the middle of taking this huge test in history worth like two hundred points and some girl runs down the hall having a panic attack everyone is laughing so much that we couldnt finish the test and we got in trouble for making noise in the middle of a test.
Kaykay: ROFLCOPTERS!!! |
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