After you've screwed someone, hand them your used condom like it's a gift. Once they take it, run away while shouting "I've managed my liquidity!". Shit in their foyer closet on the way out of their house.
Never speak to them again.
Man I thought we had something special but then he pulled a dirty Chamath on me.
chamathka,has a goofy personality.will help you at your lowest and will always be there for you no matter how you let her down.she will drag your butt across the bathroom floor and make sure you know your worth.chamathka will be the most kind person you know until you mess with her.she will make your life living hell if you get on her bad side.she’s an angel to the people she cares about and will go beyond the universe to be there for them and help them.falls in love easy but does not get hurt easy.chamathka has been through hell so getting through a day on earth is nothing for her.chamathka considers kindness over anything.chamathka will never embarrass you,chamathka doesn’t trust easy.if you meet a chamathka,hold on to her because she’ll only come into your life once you better not let her go
A Chamath is a very nice and friendly guy who will be that person you will never forget. He is super smart and funny and is a person you can always rely on. When you find a Chamath you will be sure to have a friend (or partner) for life.
Noun. Synonym for "Bro." Derived from a stereotypical laugh issuing from a bro or bros at times of excitement or great exclamation. The female version of this is the Teehehe.