Celestius 

(Celestius)(Noun)
Geometry Dash player who has beaten multiple extreme demons, such as Carcano, Celestial Force, and Ethereal Artifice.

Owner of the "Delta Public Discord Server".

Loves to build "Among Us" crewmates in Hypixel build battles in his free time.

"Man, Celestius is so good at Geometry Dash, I bet he gets laid every night!"

"Dude, you're gonna become a Celestius if you keep getting better at Geometry Dash!"
"God I hate Celestius so much, whenever I see him online on Discord, I just want to smash my brains into a concrete slab and staple my nuts to a cactus! He's just way too good at Geometry Dash!"

Celestius by ItsVersa March 10, 2021

Celasturbate

The act of masturbating to celebrate something. Must be done within two hours of your accomplishment or it is just consider masturbating.

Once I finish this essay I'm gonna celasturbate!

When Michael Phelps won all of those gold medals in the Olympics, he went home and celasturbated.

Celasturbate by ASaga2 February 15, 2010

Celestus 

1) a wiseass
2) a person whose repertoire is full of witty responses
3) a person who can shut you up with what they say

1) "It all comes down to the dymanic interaction of the intermediate variables of the DH345 rule of applied psychodynamics."
2) "I'm rubber, you are glue."
3) "Shut up bitch!"

The above are all possible responses of Celestus.

Celestus by Ouranios May 12, 2010