Celasturbate

The act of masturbating to celebrate something. Must be done within two hours of your accomplishment or it is just consider masturbating.

Once I finish this essay I'm gonna celasturbate!

When Michael Phelps won all of those gold medals in the Olympics, he went home and celasturbated.

Celasturbate by ASaga2 February 15, 2010

Clapturbate

When you swing your penis up and down so it goes between your legs. When it goes between your legs it will reach between your ass cheeks and your ass cheeks will clench on your penis and you will pull it out rubbing along the taint eventually leading to ejaculation. Right before your penis gets clenched between your ass cheeks it makes a huge clap noise upon impact so you are essentially clapping your cheeks. This works best with shit stains in your ass cheeks, they work as a lubricant.

When ever I clapturbate my family hears me and complains they worry it will give me an STD.

Clapturbate by Scrotum Slayer May 19, 2018

crasturbate 

to masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by male graduate students in the sciences or engineering. Common causes include: no women around, ugliness, poverty, stress, being dumped, etc.

last night I thought of <name> so I crasturbated

crasturbate by Bob Carlyle October 31, 2005

clawsturbate 

To masturbate with a claw or pincer.

Crabs, lobster, hermit crabs, Dr. Zoidberg, crayfish, war vets, and other pincered organisms can clawsturbate (and probably do).

The hermit crab began to clawsturbate when he was chosen as a new pet.

clawsturbate by MarcT October 14, 2009

clashturbate 

Becoming extremely sexually aroused from playing Clash of Clans for hours on end.

Yo Mike, you gonna clashturbate with me later?

clashturbate by Omnificent February 13, 2014

elasturbate

the act of masturbate in order to try and stretch out your cock to make it bigger

Damn! I need to elasturbate

elasturbate by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

classturbate 

To masturbate while in class.

Especially if you are sweating like a whore in church and screwing your face up as if you are constipated.

See also classturbation.

1. Dude, did you see Bryan classturbate after that biology test?

2. Oh Em Gee, are you classturbating?

3. Did you see that facial expression he made while he classturbated?

classturbate by Larry Knickerbockers August 17, 2005