Sexual act wherein male is positioned directly over female with female performing fellatio. As male is about to climax, he pulls out and rapidly flings penis back and forth, smattering female's face with ejaculate, or in this case, cream cheese.
by Mr. Cleo August 26, 2006
used to describe the umbrella of definitions that have something to do with a sex position or a drug.
Person 1: bro have you looked up delta-8 on urban dictionary?
Person 2: no bro let me guess it's gonna be a ceiling fan penguin
Person 2: no bro let me guess it's gonna be a ceiling fan penguin
by ghoste69 September 11, 2022
by Daddy Shrimp Dick January 11, 2021
A Youtube meme that began on May 1, 2012 when someone made a rather humorous comment on a fake instructional video on how to touch a wall with an apple, saying "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan." Since then, the comment has gotten 15000+ thumbs up and has been copied ever since by various people posting comments on how-to videos even though it has nothing to do with the videos' content. This meme has grown to be almost as popular as the well-known Arrow in the knee meme.
Youtube Instructional Video: "Today I am gonna show you how properly ask a girl out..."
Commenter: "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan."
Commenter: "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan."
by Terminus_Est July 1, 2013
The act of mounting someone who is already hanging from a ceiling fan and taking part in autoerotic asphyxiation.
by throwawayhopper April 23, 2020
If you like safe sex but pine for a bit of risk then ceiling fan condom roulette (CFCR) is the post coitus game for you. Jizz like you normally do but instead of flushing your little swimmers down the never cleaned toilet, throw with all your might, the jizz packed condom at the moving ceiling fan above your (and your partners) head. It's going to land somewhere - your face, the closet door or it could just stick to one of the fan blades (rarely happens). Safe sex with a dash of gambling, that's CFCR in a nutshell. Godspeed little minnow.
Ceiling fan condom roulette is defined by throwing a cum filled condom at a ceiling fan after sex.
For example.
After I came, I pulled off the jizz filled rubber and threw it at the ceiling fan. Essentially, Amy and I were playing ceiling fan condom roulette. It stuck to the side of my shitty Wal-Mart bookcase. We safely made it through another round of ceiling fan condom roulette.
For you CFCR newbs, the very definition of risk is playing ceiling fan condom roulette multiple times a night. See how far you can go without someone getting cum in the face (or worse).
For example.
After I came, I pulled off the jizz filled rubber and threw it at the ceiling fan. Essentially, Amy and I were playing ceiling fan condom roulette. It stuck to the side of my shitty Wal-Mart bookcase. We safely made it through another round of ceiling fan condom roulette.
For you CFCR newbs, the very definition of risk is playing ceiling fan condom roulette multiple times a night. See how far you can go without someone getting cum in the face (or worse).
by Chris Blackwell the Beast December 27, 2019
A mother were your mother is strapped to a ceiling fan that is spinning and your father gets a little licky when your mother passes bye
by Fattmattandgavin May 11, 2019