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1.
Small fry - one who is swimming out of their depth.
Spud came on the stag with us but the minnow wet to bed at about 12!
by gh August 11, 2003
 
2.
a term meaning "mini-hoe". It's usually a 4th-7th grade girl dressed in abercrombie, uggs, etc. They're destined to be hoes as big girls.
"She's 12! She's not a hoe, she's a minnow"

"She's wearing the tightest clothes and she probably JUST learned how to read, what a minnow"
by OOOOHLAWDY May 03, 2010
 
3.
Children of the Mennonites. Known for being very mystical. Typical attributes include small body frames, morbid bashfulness and an extreme curiosity towards electronics, most notably, televisions. It is widely accepted that the only way to break the stare of a minnow is to stare back with the intensity of wolverine. Thus rendering their power useless.
Yesterday, a large group of minnows caught me off guard while i attempted to sell a tv.
by Adam Tyne September 14, 2006
 
4.
A term used often with endearment or affection but with the specific purpose of notifying the recipient, that they are either 1) having a blonde moment or 2) need to engage the banter region of the brain or 3) need to get with it!
Cool Guy: Tod you're such a minnow!
by TheCadburysDiaryMilkTrayMan October 22, 2012
 
5.
is the young guys who date cougars. Most are young and need some good sexin
damn i didnt know he was a minnow, that bitch is twice his age!!
by cha brah June 06, 2010
 
6.
A cat that looks like a doormat when it lays down.
Wipe your feet on minnow.
by vmanisme June 25, 2012
 
7.
Slang term for the clitoris.
I heard she's like 6'5", imagine the size of that minnow!
by Andy May 04, 2004