Terminus_Est's definitions
Devices generally used to store documents, schoolwork, and leaflets of paper, yet Mitt Romney apparently somehow uses them to store his women.
Jack: Hey man check out these big ass binders I just got at Office Depot.
Mike: Holy shit are you crazy?! You can fit a few women inside those things!
Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan taking a break from campaigning at a shady club while their wives are asleep:
Mitt: Man this club blows ass. I'm the fucking future POTUS and I deserve so much better than this swill they call beer and this nauseating excuse for music.
Paul: Yeah and man where the hell is all the pussy?
Mitt: I know. Where are... Hey why don't I bring some binders full of women to liven up this otherwise drab joint! I've got tall women, short women, fatties, anorexics, big tits, small tits, et cetera et cetera, take your pick.
Paul: Brilliant! I'm down with that!
Mike: Holy shit are you crazy?! You can fit a few women inside those things!
Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan taking a break from campaigning at a shady club while their wives are asleep:
Mitt: Man this club blows ass. I'm the fucking future POTUS and I deserve so much better than this swill they call beer and this nauseating excuse for music.
Paul: Yeah and man where the hell is all the pussy?
Mitt: I know. Where are... Hey why don't I bring some binders full of women to liven up this otherwise drab joint! I've got tall women, short women, fatties, anorexics, big tits, small tits, et cetera et cetera, take your pick.
Paul: Brilliant! I'm down with that!
by Terminus_Est October 23, 2012
Get the Bindersmug. A dog that is either lazy, injured, crippled, or dead. This comes from the fact that dog sleds are a well-known form of transportation in Alaska and that if anything bad were to happen to any one of the sled dogs, well, you know, the sled would falter like a car with a flat tire.
"Fuck, my dog's leg just broke! I've got an Alaskan flat tire here and I need to rush him to the vet fast!"
OR
"Hey asshole, keep your fucking pooch away from my garden, or else I'll get my shotgun and turn him into an Alaskan flat tire!"
OR
"Hey asshole, keep your fucking pooch away from my garden, or else I'll get my shotgun and turn him into an Alaskan flat tire!"
by Terminus_Est August 1, 2016
Get the Alaskan flat tiremug. A place where you should never, and I mean NEVER play a boombox while it is set on Turbo Bass. Otherwise, as a recent scientific study conducted by Andy Samberg and Julian Casablancas has shown, the music would be way too powerful and cause the elderly residents under its influence to engage in a disgusting sex orgy. Well, unless that is your fetish.
And remember that the boombox is NOT a toy.
And remember that the boombox is NOT a toy.
Here's the actual account of what happened:
Transport now to an old folks' home,
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones.
The orderlies are stealing, there's no excuse
Every day for lunch they eat boiled goose.
So I grab my boom box and hit the turbo bass
And what happened next was a total disgrace.
Everybody started having sex
The music was way too powerful
A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits
It was disgusting, to say the least.
A boom box can change the world,
But you gotta know your limits with a boom box.
And this was a cautionary tale,
A BOOM BOX IS NOT A TOY!
Transport now to an old folks' home,
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones.
The orderlies are stealing, there's no excuse
Every day for lunch they eat boiled goose.
So I grab my boom box and hit the turbo bass
And what happened next was a total disgrace.
Everybody started having sex
The music was way too powerful
A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits
It was disgusting, to say the least.
A boom box can change the world,
But you gotta know your limits with a boom box.
And this was a cautionary tale,
A BOOM BOX IS NOT A TOY!
by Terminus_Est August 5, 2011
Get the old folks' homemug. A Youtube meme that began on May 1, 2012 when someone made a rather humorous comment on a fake instructional video on how to touch a wall with an apple, saying "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan." Since then, the comment has gotten 15000+ thumbs up and has been copied ever since by various people posting comments on how-to videos even though it has nothing to do with the videos' content. This meme has grown to be almost as popular as the well-known Arrow in the knee meme.
Youtube Instructional Video: "Today I am gonna show you how properly ask a girl out..."
Commenter: "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan."
Commenter: "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan."
by Terminus_Est July 21, 2013
Get the dick caught in the ceiling fanmug. When the short bus had to drop the handicapped students off at the school, the bus driver and his aide had to make sure the frankentard did not trip on the steps leading out of the bus or hit his head against the top the bus' doorway.
by Terminus_Est June 15, 2011
Get the frankentardmug. How a Japanese person who is trying to act black would say "Nigga Please." The R in the word "preaze" comes from the fact that it is common for Japanese people who speak broken English to sort of pronounce their L sounds like R's.
Just felt like putting a definition for this since there was already one that didnt make as much sense as this one.
Just felt like putting a definition for this since there was already one that didnt make as much sense as this one.
Jiro: Yo,yo,yo,yo,yooooo, da notorious JI-R-O is in da mothafuckin house, beotch! Yo Yoshi, got any dorrar birrs, homie? Imma cruise fo some rovery white radies in my pimped out Honda Civic and bang on dem tits rike taiko drums untirr my rice noodle farrs off, fo shizzre!
Yoshi: Friend Jiro, what's wrong with you? I swear to Buddha you sound rike you drank too much sake rast night or received few severe brows to head as chird. Have you seen ratest Inuyasha episode yet?
Jiro: Nigga Preaze! Foor you trippin! Imma pop shurikens in yo ass! Dont be wastin my frava!
Yoshi: Friend Jiro, what's wrong with you? I swear to Buddha you sound rike you drank too much sake rast night or received few severe brows to head as chird. Have you seen ratest Inuyasha episode yet?
Jiro: Nigga Preaze! Foor you trippin! Imma pop shurikens in yo ass! Dont be wastin my frava!
by Terminus_Est May 27, 2008
Get the Nigga Preazemug. A comment that is commonly posted on Youtube about videos that have such poor quality, that they appear all blurry and pixelated much to the displeasure of the viewers.
Man for fucks sake this video of Muse playing at the Olympic closing ceremony that was omitted by NBC blows. I can hardly see or hear shit. Must have been recorded with a potato I guess.
by Terminus_Est August 16, 2012
Get the recorded with a potatomug.