27 definitions by Terminus_Est

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LBH
Loud But Harmless.

A fart that is rather loud and noisy, yet the odor it produces is not very intense, if at all noticeable. The opposite of an SBD i.e. silent but deadly.
The charismatic Pentecostal preacher's sermon was majorly interrupted when someone in the audience cut loose a massive LBH that reverberated throughout the entire auditorium. The annoyed preacher then yelled at the culprit and demanded him to come on stage and lay on the floor face down so an exorcism can be performed on his buttocks.
by Terminus_Est May 11, 2011
One complete fucking badass who totally fucking deserves his own list of outrageous facts like Chuck Norris. I mean seriously.
1. When Arnold Schwarzenegger once won a weightlifting competition, he celebrated his victory by eating his barbell, processing and melting the barbell in his stomach, and then crapping red-hot liquid metal out his anus.

2. Arnold Schwarzenegger always puts a shitload of plutonium in his steroids whenever he uses them.

3. Arnold Schwarzenegger only needs a single witty one-liner in his speeches to prove his point. And to win the ENTIRE population of the state of California.

4. Arnold Schwarzenegger can crush bowling balls with his fingers.

5. Arnold Schwarzenegger considers all other men to be girly-men.

6. When Chuck Norris had sex inside a tractor-trailer, some of his sperm got into the truck's engine. We now know that truck as Optimus Prime. Incidentally, a similar situation occurred when Arnold Schwarzenegger had sex inside a tank. We now know that tank as MEGATRON!

7. Arnold Schwarzenegger can eat a Rubik's Cube and crap it out solved.

8. Despite being exceptionally skilled with every weapon in the world, the guns that Arnold Schwarzenegger mainly prefers to use are his right and left biceps.

9. Arnold Schwarzenegger can solve complex mathematical equations with his muscles. All he needs to do is remove certain people he dislikes from said equations.

10. Bill Gates lives in constant fear of the possibility of Arnold Schwarzenegger's PC crashing.

11. Arnold Schwarzenegger ejaculates in gallons.

12. Arnold Schwarzenegger can suffocate a man to death with his accent.

13. When you're out in the wilderness and/or near a body of water, don't say anything bad about Arnold Schwarzenegger, otherwise he'll come out of nowhere with his M60 machine gun already firing.

14. There are only four horsemen of the Apocalypse because Arnold Schwarzenegger don't need no horse!

15. Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't use condoms. He uses live rattlesnakes.

16. Arnold Schwarzenegger can create miniature black holes by very, very, VERY tightly squeezing any object into a subatomic state with his hands.

17. Arnold Schwarzenegger can down several bottles of Everclear and never get wasted.

18. Arnold Schwarzenegger is 1 part man, 2 parts muscle, 3 parts charisma, and 100 parts AWESOME!

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Now let's see you make up your own list of facts about Herr Arnold. I bet you can do this better than I can.
by Terminus_Est March 07, 2007
How a Japanese person who is trying to act black would say "Nigga Please." The R in the word "preaze" comes from the fact that it is common for Japanese people who speak broken English to sort of pronounce their L sounds like R's.

Just felt like putting a definition for this since there was already one that didnt make as much sense as this one.
Jiro: Yo,yo,yo,yo,yooooo, da notorious JI-R-O is in da mothafuckin house, beotch! Yo Yoshi, got any dorrar birrs, homie? Imma cruise fo some rovery white radies in my pimped out Honda Civic and bang on dem tits rike taiko drums untirr my rice noodle farrs off, fo shizzre!
Yoshi: Friend Jiro, what's wrong with you? I swear to Buddha you sound rike you drank too much sake rast night or received few severe brows to head as chird. Have you seen ratest Inuyasha episode yet?
Jiro: Nigga Preaze! Foor you trippin! Imma pop shurikens in yo ass! Dont be wastin my frava!
by Terminus_Est May 27, 2008
A Youtube meme that began on May 1, 2012 when someone made a rather humorous comment on a fake instructional video on how to touch a wall with an apple, saying "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan." Since then, the comment has gotten 15000+ thumbs up and has been copied ever since by various people posting comments on how-to videos even though it has nothing to do with the videos' content. This meme has grown to be almost as popular as the well-known Arrow in the knee meme.
Youtube Instructional Video: "Today I am gonna show you how properly ask a girl out..."

Commenter: "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan."
by Terminus_Est July 01, 2013
A comment that is commonly posted on Youtube about videos that have such poor quality, that they appear all blurry and pixelated much to the displeasure of the viewers.
Man for fucks sake this video of Muse playing at the Olympic closing ceremony that was omitted by NBC blows. I can hardly see or hear shit. Must have been recorded with a potato I guess.
by Terminus_Est August 16, 2012
The true inventors of dubstep.
Two guys traveling through the Outback hearing a wierd "wooieooieoo, wooieooieoo" rhythmic sound:

Guy 1: "Is that dubstep I am hearing?!"
Guy 2: (looks around and finds the source) "Umm sounds like it's coming from those Aborigines over there sitting around a campfire blowing hollow wooden logs."
Guy 1: "Holy shit I never guessed it would be that old."

The two guys then start grooving to the music.
by Terminus_Est December 11, 2012
verb:
1. To make a sudden winning comeback at the very last and crucial minute or moment of a competitive situation(i.e a game, sport, fight, etc.) and shock an opponent or opponents in the process, who previously thought was/were going to win.
1. David Freese totally Freesed the Texas Rangers during the second extra inning of Game 6 of the 2011 World Series by hitting a walk-off home run and giving the St. Louis Cardinals a 10-9 win over the Rangers, who would have won if they hadn't failed to get the Cardinals out in the previous innings and prevent them from scoring runs to tie the game. Then the Rangers ultimately choked in Game 7 and lost the World Series.

2. Timmy was on the floor covered in bruises after getting the shit beat out of him by a bully, but he then Freesed the bully by kicking him really hard in the groin while he stood over him and caused him to stumble like a felled oak.
by Terminus_Est October 29, 2011

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