cavemanning

When a girl is blowing a guy with a big cock, and the guy pulls away and swings his prized manhood back and forth while whipping his chick across her head with his big erect cock...like a caveman does to his woman when he hits her across her head with his big club.

I was cavemanning last night, and my chick saw stars all night long. Lucky she had no black and blue bruises on her forehead or I would be arrested for domestic violence, shit.

by king_muscat April 16, 2010

caveman

1. Pertaining to anything with a low intelect, savage, and/or brutish quality.

2. To act out in a low intelect, savage, and/or brutish manner.

After being pushed in an argument, Fred went caveman on his opponent.

by 1Spectre4U October 21, 2003

The Caveman

When a girl is riding you reverse cowgirl you take your thumb and stick it in her butthole. When you feel like you got some shit on your thumb you pull it out and proceed to draw caveman drawings on her back like stick people and dinosaurs.

Ugh ugh me ooh ooh wit poo poo me the caveman

by Scooby-Douche July 7, 2018

caveman

(In reference to a sexual act) When you are having sex in a doggy position and grab a hand full of hair to arouse your partner and declare dominance. Then immediately push your hand forward to force your partners head into the bed and begin furiously banging away like a caveman. Grunting is acceptable during this act, as it further supports your dominance.

"Dude, last night Nathan totally cavemaned that swamp donkey!"

"Alicea thought she could control me, but i flipped that shit around and pulled a caveman on that hoe."

"I'm feeling all primal and shit, time to caveman some strange."

by psuedo_god January 31, 2008

cavemanning

the way you walk when you are so fucked up that you can't even stand up straight, when there is no more liquor left but you're too fired up to pass out. often results in embarking on a journey to find hoes or burn shit

"Dave, you're not gonna get laid if you keep cavemanning. Stand the fuck up."

"I was so fucked up last night that I was cavemanning around Chiles Base looking for hoes."

Rob: Brendan, why is there a huge hole in the quote board?
Brendan: Dave took my lighter and went cavemanning

by shpawk December 5, 2009

caveman

Taliban muslim living in caves, both physically and figuratively.

I like that we are bombing those cavemen terrorist scumbags.

-or-

These cavemen are so backwards, they want to punish you for shaving!

by steaks December 15, 2003

caveman

a lower social order that consists mostly of gang maulings of the fat kid and shouting abuse at those higher up in the order see example, see human scum
unluckily most of my year consist of cavemen and jocks

C1:"oi uhhg ooii hughuu!!"
Me:"what the fuck?!, help! i think this one likes me!!"
C2:"ugg arrg ohhg uh!"
Me:"you guys sure are ugly fucks ain't ya"

by hex_ten December 1, 2003