A random dudey: Heya, kid! Where are you from?
Kid:Er um.....well my grandmother's Canadian, my grandad's Greek, my other gramps is from kazakhstan, my other grandma is japanese and i was born is cyprus... and then i moved to
england and then new
jersey and then greece aaaaand....*starts twitching* oh god its too much! *falls to the floor* AAAAH NOOOOO!
(*dies of severe
brain haemhorraging*)
Kid's friend: Sorry bout that; She's got a multiple nationality disorder...