Cat Paralysis
When you can't move because your cat is laying on you. Usually you are comfortable with it and don't want to move.
Cat Paralysis by k1ttyk1tty777 November 29, 2013
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Cat paralysis
“Ahh shit, I can’t come over. I have cat paralysis right now”
“I wanted to use my laptop but it’s got cat paralysis”
“I wanted to use my laptop but it’s got cat paralysis”
Cat paralysis by KermitGold March 21, 2023
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