Top Definition
A Carpeteer is a girl or woman who eats at anothers sushi bar AKA (vagina or pussy)

Note: a bit of a classy lady
Sheila is a full on carpeteer as you can see.
by -cM June 18, 2007
One who eats carpet.
derogatory: I think that cat just tried to pocket the roach. What a carpeteer he be.
by Pararox April 09, 2004

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