2 definitions by mytwentycats

Loafin

When a cat is just chilling but he looks like a loaf of bread

"Josh your cat looks like a loaf of bread right now"
"Yea he's just loafin"

"Why the fuck is your sourdough bread on the ground, Peter"
"That's my cat, yo"

by mytwentycats March 9, 2017

Carpeter

1) a person who puts in carpet and does not build houses

Hey I really need a carpenter to put this carpet in, should I ask Dave?

Carpenters actually only build houses Frank, what you need is a carpeter

by mytwentycats August 28, 2017