Carpenter

A chick who is an expert at nailing wood. In other words, a prostitute.

I was just looking for some local "carpenters" online.

by Wallydon February 2, 2010

carpenter

the act of a woman giving a hand job while holding a piece of sandpaper.

"dude! i almost went to the hospital 'cause that bitch tried to give me a carpenter"

by stoak May 8, 2010

The name given to fans of Sabrina Carpenter, who is an actress, model, and singer

Person 1: Paris by Sabrina Carpenter is such a good song!
Person 2: You like Sabrina? I didn’t know you were a Carpenter!

by CleanPlantMemes November 14, 2018

Jesus was good with handling wood lol him and his little fisher price carpenter toolkit

by Rupert "dong" Dupert December 15, 2007

To be lil' spooned by a strange man with nothing on but boxers for an entire weekend.

Matt was carpentered while in San Diego.

by Cavalohan October 20, 2013

One who uses "tools". One who uses people for their own benefit. A manipulator of toolish people.

Those guys are all such carpenters because the only reason their nice and friendly to Eikoo is so they can party at her house.

by Mathais D January 17, 2009

He wanted to indulge his love of carpenting on people; so he became an orthopaedic surgeon.

by Jamiel Davsey March 11, 2014